Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / "How did you spend the weekend?" asked \ | the pretty brunette secretary of her | | blonde companion. | | | | "Fishing through the ice," she replied. | | | | "Fishing through the ice? Whatever | | for?" | | | \ "Olives." / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;