Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Ok, I'm just uploading the new version \ | of the kernel, v1.3.33, also known as | | "the buggiest kernel ever". | | | \ -- Linus Torvalds / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;