Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / "I see little divinity about them or \ | you. You talk to me of Christianity | | when you are in the act of hanging your | | enemies. Was there ever such | | blasphemous nonsense!" | | | \ -- Shaw, "The Devil's Disciple" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;