Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Two wrongs don't make a right, but they \ | make a good excuse. | | | \ -- Thomas Szasz / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;