Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _____________________________________ / When in doubt, parenthesize. At the \ | very least it will let some poor | | schmuck bounce on the % key in vi. | | | \ -- Larry Wall in the perl man page / ------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;