Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ______________________________________ / It is very vulgar to talk like a \ | dentist when one isn't a dentist. It | | produces a false impression. | | | \ -- Oscar Wilde. / -------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;