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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

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/ Christmas time is here, by Golly; Kill  \
| the turkeys, ducks and chickens;        |
| Disapproval would be folly; Mix the     |
| punch, drag out the Dickens; Deck the   |
| halls with hunks of holly; Even though  |
| the prospect sickens, Fill the cup and  |
| don't say when... Brother, here we go   |
| again.                                  |
|                                         |
| On Christmas day, you can't get sore;   |
| Relations sparing no expense'll, Your   |
| fellow man you must adore; Send some    |
| useless old utensil, There's time to    |
| rob him all the more, Or a matching pen |
| and pencil, The other three hundred and |
| sixty-four! Just the thing I need...    |
| how nice.                               |
|                                         |
| It doesn't matter how sincere Hark The  |
| Herald-Tribune sings, It is, nor how    |
| heartfelt the spirit; Advertising       |
| wondrous things. Sentiment will not     |
| endear it; God Rest Ye Merry Merchants, |
| What's important is... the price. May   |
| you make the Yuletide pay.              |
|                                         |
| Angels We Have Heard On High, Let the   |
| raucous sleighbells jingle; Tell us to  |
| go out and buy. Hail our dear old       |
| friend, Kris Kringle, Sooooo... Driving |
| his reindeer across the sky, Don't      |
| stand underneath when they fly by!      |
|                                         |
\ -- Tom Lehrer                           /
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Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;