Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Over the years, I've developed my sense \ | of deja vu so acutely that now I can | | remember things that *have* happened | \ before ... / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;