Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / The purpose of having mailing lists \ | rather than having newsgroups is to | | place a barrier to entry which protects | | the lists and their users from invasion | | by the general uneducated hordes. | | | \ -- Ian Jackson / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;