Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Where, oh, where, are you tonight? Why \ | did you leave me here all alone? I | | searched the world over, and I thought | | I'd found true love. You met another, | | and *PPHHHLLLBBBBTTT*, you wuz gone. | | | | Gloom, despair and agony on me. Deep | | dark depression, excessive misery. If | | it weren't for bad luck, I'd have no | | luck at all. Oh, gloom, despair and | | agony on me. | | | \ -- Hee Haw / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;