Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / I'm going to give my psychoanalyst one \ | more year, then I'm going to Lourdes. | | | \ -- Woody Allen / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;