Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / If a thing's worth having, it's worth \ | cheating for. | | | \ -- W. C. Fields / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;