Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Better by far you should forget and \ | smile than that you should remember and | | be sad. | | | \ -- Christina Rossetti / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;