Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / Absent, adj.: \ | | | Exposed to the attacks of friends and | \ acquaintances; defamed; slandered. / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;