Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / I surely do hope that's a syntax error. \ | | | -- Larry Wall in | \ <199710011752.KAA21624@wall.org> / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;