Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Remember that whatever misfortune may \ | be your lot, it could only be worse in | | Cleveland. | | | \ -- National Lampoon, "Deteriorata" / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;