Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Do you know about being with somebody? \ | Wanting to be? If I had the whole | | universe, I'd give it to you, Janice. | | When I see you, I feel like I'm hungry | | all over. Do you know how that feels? | | | | -- Charlie Evans, "Charlie X", stardate | \ 1535.8 / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;