Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / "The preeminence of a learned man over \ | a worshiper is equal to the preeminence | | of the moon, at the night of the full | | moon, over all the stars. Verily, the | | learned men are the heirs of the | | Prophets." | | | \ -- A tradition attributed to Muhammad / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;