Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / aphorism, n.: \ | | | A concise, clever statement. afterism, | | n.: | | | | A concise, clever statement you don't | | think of until too late. | | | \ -- James Alexander Thom / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;