Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / "Right now I feel that I've got my feet \ | on the ground as far as my head is | | concerned." | | | \ -- Baseball pitcher Bo Belinsky / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;