Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / * aj thinks Kb^Zzz ought to pick \ | different things to dream about than | | | | general resolutions and policy changes. | |aj - tell me about it, this is | \ a Bad Sign / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;