Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight. \ | | | -- Phyllis Diller, "Phyllis Diller's | \ Housekeeping Hints" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;