Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ____________________________________ / Portability should be the default. \ | | | -- Larry Wall in | \ <199711072201.OAA01123@wall.org> / ------------------------------------ \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;