Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ______________________________________ / Telephone, n.: \ | | | An invention of the devil which | | abrogates some of the advantages | | | | of making a disagreeable person keep | | his distance. | | | \ -- Ambrose Bierce / -------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;