Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / The little pieces of my life I give to \ | you, with love, to make a quilt to keep | \ away the cold. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;