Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / I have the simplest tastes. I am always \ | satisfied with the best. | | | \ -- Oscar Wilde / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;