Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / A boy scout troop went on a hike. \ | Crossing over a stream, one of the boys | | dropped his wallet into the water. | | Suddenly a carp jumped, grabbed the | | wallet and tossed it to another carp. | | Then that carp passed it to another | | carp, and all over the river carp | | appeared and tossed the wallet back and | | forth. | | | | "Well, boys," said the Scout leader, | | "you've just seen a rare case of | \ carp-to-carp walleting." / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;