Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / Elbonics, n.: \ | | | The actions of two people maneuvering | | for one armrest in a movie | | | | theatre. | | | \ -- "Sniglets", Rich Hall & Friends / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;