Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / FORTUNE DISCUSSES THE DIFFERENCES \ | BETWEEN MEN AND WOMEN: #17 | | | | Shoes: | | | | The average man has 4 pairs of | | footwear: running shoes, dress shoes, | | boots, and slippers. The average woman | | has shoes 4 layers thick on the floor | | of her closet. Most of them hurt her | | feet. | | | | Making friends: | | | | A woman will meet another woman with | | common interests, do a few things | | together, and say something like, "I | | hope we can be good friends." | | | | A man will meet another man with common | | interests, do a few things together, | | and say nothing. After years of | | interacting with this other man, | | sharing hopes and fears that he | | wouldn't confide in his priest or | | psychiatrist, he'll finally let down | | his guard in a fit of drunken | | sentimentality and say something like, | | "You know, for someone who's such a | \ jerk, I guess you're OK." / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;