Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Advice to young men: Be ascetic, and if \ | you can't be ascetic, then at least be | \ aseptic. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;