Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ______________________________________ / The egg cream is psychologically the \ | opposite of circumcision -- it | | *pleasurably* reaffirms your | | Jewishness. | | | \ -- Mel Brooks / -------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;