Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / She asked me, "What's your sign?" I \ | blinked and answered "Neon," I thought | \ I'd blow her mind... / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;