Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / UNIX Trix \ | | | For those of you in the reseller | | business, here is a helpful tip that | | will save your support staff a few | | hours of precious time. Before you send | | your next machine out to an untrained | | client, change the permissions on | | /etc/passwd to 666 and make sure there | | is a copy somewhere on the disk. Now | | when they forget the root password, you | | can easily login as an ordinary user | | and correct the damage. Having a | | bootable tape (for larger machines) is | | not a bad idea either. If you need some | | help, give us a call. | | | | -- CommUNIXque 1:1, ASCAR Business | \ Systems / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;