Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / One man's brain plus one other will \ | produce one half as many ideas as one | | man would have produced alone. These | | two plus two more will produce half | | again as many ideas. These four plus | | four more begin to represent a creative | | meeting, and the ratio changes to one | | quarter as many ... | | | \ -- Anthony Chevins / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;