Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / 'On this point we want to be perfectly \ | clear: socialism has nothing to do with | | equalizing. Socialism cannot ensure | | conditions of life and consumption in | | accordance with the principle "From | | each according to his ability, to each | | according to his needs." This will be | | under communism. Socialism has a | | different criterion for distributing | | social benefits: "From each according | | to his ability, to each according to | | his work."' | | | \ -- Mikhail Gorbachev, _Perestroika_ / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;