Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Kramer's Law: \ | | | You can never tell which way the train | \ went by looking at the tracks. / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;