Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / The IQ of the group is the lowest IQ of \ | a member of the group divided by the | \ number of people in the group. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;