Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / I fill MY industrial waste containers \ | with old copies of the "WATCHTOWER" and | | then add HAWAIIAN PUNCH to the top ... | \ They look NICE in the yard ... / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;