Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _____________________________________ / Who does not love wine, women, and \ | song, Remains a fool his whole life | | long. | | | \ -- Johann Heinrich Voss / ------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;