Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _____________________________________ / This isn't true in practice -- what \ | we've missed out is Stradivarius's | | constant. And then the aside: "For | | those of you who don't know, that's | | been called by others the fiddle | | factor..." | | | | -- From a 1B Electrical Engineering | \ lecture. / ------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;