Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Are you a parent? Do you sometimes find \ | yourself unsure as to what to say in | | those awkward situations? Worry no | | more... | | | | Go away. You bother me. | | | | Why? Because life is unfair. | | | | That's a nice drawing. What is it? | | | | Children should be seen and not heard. | | | | You'll be the death of me. | | | | You'll understand when you're older. | | | | Because. | | | | Wipe that smile off your face. | | | | I don't believe you. | | | | How many times have I told you to be | | careful? | | | \ Just because. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;