Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / A Code of Honour: never approach a \ | friend's girlfriend or wife with | | mischief as your goal. There are too | | many women in the world to justify that | | sort of dishonourable behaviour. Unless | | she's really attractive. | | | | -- Bruce J. Friedman, "Sex and the | \ Lonely Guy" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;