Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ____________________________________ / Love sometimes expresses itself in \ | sacrifice. | | | | -- Kirk, "Metamorphosis", stardate | \ 3220.3 / ------------------------------------ \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;