Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ______________________________________ / There is hardly a thing in the world \ | that some man can not make a little | \ worse and sell a little cheaper. / -------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;