Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / "You are old," said the youth, "as I \ | mentioned before, | | | | And make errors few people could bear; | | You complain about everyone's English | | but yours -- | | | | Do you really think this is quite | | fair?" | | | | "I make lots of mistakes," Father | | William declared, | | | | "But my stature these days is so great | | That no critic can hurt me -- I've got | | them all scared, | | | \ And to stop me it's now far too late." / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;