Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Tell a man there are 300 billion stars \ | in the universe and he'll believe you. | | Tell him a bench has wet paint on it | \ and he'll have to touch to be sure. / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;