Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / It's always sad when the fleas leave, \ | because that means your dog is dead. | | | \ -- Wesley T. Williams / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;