Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / There is no doubt that my lawyer is \ | honest. For example, when he filed his | | income tax return last year, he | | declared half of his salary as | | 'unearned income.' | | | \ -- Michael Lara / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;