Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ______________________________________ / Don't let go of what you've got hold \ | of, until you have hold of something | | else. | | | \ -- First Rule of Wing Walking / -------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;