Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / The marvels of today's modern \ | technology include the development of a | | soda can, when discarded will last | | forever ... and a $7,000 car which when | | properly cared for will rust out in two | \ or three years. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;