Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _____________________________________ / "You need tender loving care once a \ | week - so that I can slap you into | | shape." | | | \ -- Ellyn Mustard / ------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;